"Congratulations!" You're about to have a kid? Well, Bro, you might be asking yourself a series of important
•Will I ever be able to do awesome things again?
•Will I be able to afford this?
•Can I ever have sex again?
•Will I be a good parent?
•Am I able to love this child as much as I love my own life?
Well, the answer to all of these questions is a rock solid "no." But just because your life is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn't mean your kid has to be as lame as you're about to become. Which is why Barney has written this book.
Barney Stinson works at a corporation, and regularly "suits up" to help his lovelorn and altogether pathetic bro Ted Mosby. Basically the coolest dude ever, Barney Stinson has been compared to the Fonz-but Barney is much, much more awesome. Stinson lives in New York, New York-and appears weekly on the hit CBS show "How I Met Your Mother" with his friends Ted, Robin, Lily and Marshall.
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