Meet the most inept crime family you're ever likely to run across! Although they aim to perform on the same level of some of the best Mafia families...well...they never QUITE reach their goal and things usually end up with hilarious consequences. From meddling mothers and cupcakes to illegal fireworks and potato salad these stories will be sure to keep you laughing out loud all year long! Included in this collection are these short stories to make your holidays more fun: A Mobster's Recipe for Cupcakes: A Valentine's Day Story A Mobster's Toast to St. Patrick's Day A Mobster's Menu for Mother's Day Brunch A Mobster's Gift on Father's Day A Mobster's Independence Day Picnic A Mobster's Guide to Cranberry Sauce