Man-thology

365 Alpha Maxims to Help You Know Everything, Feel Nothing, Get Jacked, and Never Die

Published by Quirk Books
Distributed by Simon & Schuster

About The Book

Learn 365 of the deepest and sweatiest secrets of manliness in this sharp, hilarious satire.

FINALLY—A BOOK, BUT FOR MEN

In Man-thology, Alpha Master Chud Buffly has hunted and gathered 365 of his most elite tips and musings into a daily practice that will allow all men to achieve peak performance (without drugs). With S-tier hacks on everything from barbells to bitcoin, and finance to females, you’ll get Chud’s man-tras for:
 

  • Self-Improvement: With the proper mindset, every man can be above average.
  • Nutrition: The alpha diet needs plenty of two key ingredients: 1) protein and 2) brutality.
  • Fitness: When doing push-ups,  don’t think of pushing your body away from the Earth. Think of holding your ground and pushing the Earth away from YOU. 
  • Faith: Know God—in case you have to fight him.
  • Khakis: Never wear them. You could be mistaken for a substitute teacher, or even worse, a teacher. 

     

And much, maybe too much, more.

Stop waiting, and start dominating. Pick up Man-thology and let Chud guide you through a year that will irrevocably alter your life. How?  That’s up to you.

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Product Details

  • Publisher: Quirk Books (December 17, 2026)
  • Length: 192 pages
  • ISBN13: 9781683695417

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