SOME RULES TO HELP YOU SURVIVE YOUR CAMPING EXPERIENCE
1. Pack some heavy blankets. It can get cold at night.
2. When planning your camp, allocate three extra feet per tent. This leaves room for ropes and stakes.
3. Don’t follow the lights. (I can’t believe I even have to say this one.) Don’t follow the lights.

A campy, funny horror novel about a manager of a haunted campground just trying to get through the season, perfect for fans of Grady Hendrix and Welcome to Night Vale.

Goat Valley Campground has been in Kate’s family for generations. It draws campers year after year . . . as well as creatures from folklore that have made Goat Valley their home, their hunting ground, and their portal between worlds.

As campground manager, Kate must do whatever she can to keep her campers alive and the monsters contained, including making some basic rules on how to survive your camping experience. Still, not everyone survives their stay.

And now the threat of decapitated campers are the least of Kate’s worries, as one of the most dangerous, insidious inhabitants of the campground is determined to claim the land for himself . . .