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Golf Jokes

400 Hilarious Quips, Zingers, and Belly Laughs

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In Golf Jokes, Josh Shifrin has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Shifrin takes you from the fairway to the green and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include:

  • Why do true golfers always avoid pie whenever possible? Because they are worried that they might get a slice.
  • Why are golf balls similar to eggs? Because they’re white, normally sold by the dozen, and every week you need to buy more of them.
  • How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? Fore!
  • What gives most golfers nightmares? The Bogeyman.
  • Where can you find a golfer on most Saturday nights? Out clubbing, of course.
  • Golf is very similar to paying your taxes. You strive for the green but eventually come out in the hole.
  • And many more!
The perfect gift for golf gurus everywhere!

Joshua Shifrin is a professor of psychology, licensed psychologist, writer, and avid sports fan. He has previously written five books, including Dingers: The 101 Most Memorable Home Runs in Baseball History, From the Links: Golf's Most Memorable Moments, and 101 Incredible Moments in Tennis.

  • Publisher: Skyhorse (October 5, 2021)
  • Length: 192 pages
  • ISBN13: 9781510767058

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