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Beet This

An Unofficial Schrute Farms Cookbook


Settle in for a stay at Schrute Farms Bed & Breakfast with this hilarious unofficial cookbook featuring rustic, beet-heavy recipes that everyone’s number one Assistant to the Regional Manager would approve of.

You’re already a superfan of The Office. You’ve rewatched the show multiple times, you know every prank Jim ever pulled on Dwight, and you have a favorite Michael Scott quote. But with this cookbook, you can take your love of all things Dunder Mifflin to the next level.

Make your next meal in true Schrute-Farms style with this cookbook that is equal parts rustic and ridiculous (just like our favorite Assistant to the Regional Manager). Beet This is packed with old and hearty, Pennsylvania-inspired recipes that would earn Dwight K. Schrute’s perfectenschlag stamp of approval, including: 

  • Russian Beet Soup
  • Veal Loaf
  • Beet Biscuit with Rabbit Gravy
  • Spicy Fried Rattlesnake with Pickled Beets
  • German Pot Pie
  • And more (especially with beets)!

Throw on your lederhosen, don your Küss den Koch apron, and prepare to be transported to a magical, beet-filled corner of Northeast Pennsylvania.


Tyanni Niles began her writing career at a young age when she would fill pages of a composition notebook with stories. She published a single copy of her first book, Cindy’s Report, in elementary school (it now sits on a shelf in her home). She enjoys writing short stories and flash fiction. In her spare time, she likes to make friendship bracelets and other crafts. Tyanni is a huge fan of The Office. If she could relate to any character from the show, it would most likely be Pam Beesly, although writing and crafting give off Toby and Phyllis vibes. She lives in Brooklyn, New York. You can find some of her writing pieces on Instagram @tyanniajeewrites.

  • Publisher: Ulysses Press (July 27, 2021)
  • Length: 128 pages
  • ISBN13: 9781646042173