Author Revealed

About Nick Lake

Q. What is your birthdate?

A. 8/21

Q. Previous occupations

A. Student, and then book editor. Which I still am.

Q. Favorite job

A. Being a book editor. No one told me at school that there was a job where you got paid for being a fan of writers and writing.

Q. High school and/or college

A. I went to High School in Luxembourg, and I went to Oxford University after that for a degree and then a fairly pointless masters. In phonetics, of all things.

Q. Name of your favorite composer or music artist?

A. The Pixies.

Q. Favorite movie

A. I usually lie and go for something clever like Vertigo. But really it's True Romance.

Q. Favorite television show

A. Right now? Deadwood.

Revealing Questions

Q. How would you describe your life in only 8 words?

A. I would use the word "busy" eight times.

Q. What is your motto or maxim?

A. To paraphrase the existentialists - life is what you make it. Which amounts to a practical kind of karma, I suppose.

Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?

A. A fire, a good chair and a new Stephen King book. Or the moment the soundchecks finish and the band take to the stage. Or sunset on the mountains, with weary feet, and the lights of a pub ahead. Or the sound of a breakbeat. Or a very sweet tea, anywhere in the middle east, at any time of day.

Q. What’s your greatest fear?

A. Not being good.

Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?

A. The main square in Esfehan, Iran, with the aforementioned glass of tea.

Q. With whom in history do you most identify?

A. Er... someone who was a writer and an editor? I don't know. I don't think I identify with anyone.

Q. Which living person do you most admire?

A. Haruki Murakami. Stephen King. Anyone who works for Medecins sans Frontieres or Amnesty International.

Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?

A. "Apparently".

Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?

A. The abillity to play a musical instrument well. Also, the ability to speak all languages fluently.

Q. What is your greatest achievement?

A. Meeting my wife.

Q. What’s your greatest flaw?

A. Self-recrimination and low self-esteem.

Q. What’s your best quality?

A. Self-recrimination and low self-esteem - they're unparalleled for giving a person drive.

Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?

A. I wouldn't mind being Simon Cowell. I could make the X-factor go away. Not to mention R&B flavoured pop music.

Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?

A. I have no idea. My hair? It's usually quite big, because I keep forgetting to have it cut. I look like the freakish son of Tom Hanks and David Hasselhoff.

Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?

A. Sally Lockhart.

Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?

A. Steerpike. (Also hero.)

Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?

A. I'd like to meet Shakespeare and I'd ask him how to write better.

Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?

A. People who drive waaaaay under the speed limit.

Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?

A. Reading? Actually probably sleeping, to be honest.

Q. What’s your fantasy profession?

A. Bestselling and universally admired author.

Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?

A. Compassion. Empathy. Humour.

Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?

A. Chocolate, in any form.

Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?

A. Hmmm. "Beat It"; "Here, There and Everywhere" by the Beatles; "U-Mass" by the Pixies; "Heartbeat" by Annie and "Etched Headplate" by Burial

On Books and Writing

Q. Who are your favorite authors?

A. Haruki Murakami. Stephen King. Neil Gaiman. Margaret Atwood. Joan Didion. Ismail Kadare. Philip Reeve. Philip Pullman. Meg Rosoff.

Q. What are your 5 favorite books of all time?

A. Tough one. I guess... Middlemarch; Coraline; For Whom the Bell Tolls; the collected works of Shakespeare... and Little, Big, by John Crowley - the single most unfairly overlooked, beautiful, miraculous and magical book I know.

Q. Is there a book you love to reread?

A. Little, Big, by John Crowley. The single most... oh, you know the rest.

Q. Do you have one sentence of advice for new writers?

A. I wouldn't presume to think of myself as someone anyone might look to for advice! But I suppose I'd tell them to read as much as possible, in as many genres as possible.

Q. What comment do you hear most often from your readers?

A. "You're very... imaginative aren't you." I think they mean I'm strange.